Sinister: This is This. Goodbye is Goodbye.

[Rod Begbie]

Well, I'm having to leave yous all behind now, cause my degree is over,
and so the government (gawd bless 'em) are no longer willing to pay for a
net feed for me.

I don't have any B&S jokes, but here's a few that only work when read with
a Scottish accents.

A bloke walks into a cake shop and says "Is that a rock bun, or a
meringue?" and the woman behind the counter says "Naw, you're right.  It's
a rock bun."

What flys round in circles, is heavily armed, and gives milk?
A left-wing military coup.

And continuing the bovine theme... Ten cows in a field.  Which one's on
its holidays?
The one with the wee calf.

And which one's nearest Iraq?  Coo 8.


Later, sweethearts!

Rod.

PS. Another "Don & George" reference in the subject line for those that
    spotted the "You can't hide your legs" one.

PPS. Mails to rod at begbie.com /will/ reach me eventually, so feel free to
     write.

                                    Rod Begbie @ http://www.begbie.com |
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| In the shopping mall of the mind,
| He's always in the toy department.

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