Sinister: l.o.v.e.

[bradford]

hey again.
just been round to begbie's site. according to his love calculator i
only love myself 18 percent. 
and do they really deep fry mars bars? i've suspected that pizza hut
deep fries their pizzas for some time now cause every time i get one
it's just dripping with that shit. now papa john's.....that's a pizza.

so here's my question to the person who reckons herself to be the dear
abby of the sinisterites:

what's wrong with me? should i believe rod's calculator? will i ever get
the chance for someone to give me the "bumps"? why do i like pvc and
barbed wire so much? why isn't there a horny spice? now that would be my
favorite. or what about an old spice? she'd smell like my father. and
what exactly happened to shane macgowan's teeth? and why are badgers so
feared? why isn't there a cheese flavored communion wafer called
"Cheesus Christs"? 

oh dear

-brad
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