Sinister: Not a happy thought

[King Fame Throwa]

Whilst musing the possibility of B&S becoming popular I thought a horrible
thing.

What if Evans became a fan? Would this mean mainstream radio, top 10 success
and regular apperances on the godamnawfulsycophanticshite that is TFI...
alongside Evans mates like 
Billy Ocean Colour Scene, Texas , the so-called Weller-Feller etc.
Ugh... makes me turn green at the thought.....but then Cornershop at number 1???