Sinister: The oscars

[JOSEPH FOSTER]

Is it only me that wonders why the oscars are on at such a silly time?
Surely they would be better off
Starting a good 6 or 7 hours earlier
So that then
More people could watch them.
Cus staying up late is bad for your complextion
And I'll never get to my lectures like this.
If it started at around 5 o'clock
Well then all of the celebrities
Wouldn't all look so tired and sleepy
Especially the younguns
Like Leonardo DeCaprio
Who may have paperounds and such like the next day.
Also it would finish earlier
(well, that goes woithout saying)
And all of the actors
Could rush down the pub for last orders.
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.             Listen, this is pish, I think I'll leave
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