Sinister: I wanna sex you up

[Tag]

Dears

It was Tag and Susannah's birfdee festivities in London this weekend.
It was a magnificent display of hedonism in the name of Sinister
starring Keith "The Nozzle" Watson, Mister Trousers, Anne, Kelly,
Katrina, David, and last but not least, the Swan.  We ruled.

Here are the photos they tried to ban:

The first is at London University Union.  Arab Strap are playing, but
Susannah the Swan and Tag are eating Twinkies in the bar cos there is
no air in the main hall.  Susannah has just tried to chat up a friend
of mine by asking pertinent questions about colonic irrigation.  He
looked perplexed.  The girls are swapping useful Anglo-American
phrases "Ohmigoddoyouthinkhe'sHOT".  Tag is merely filling his fat
face.

We're in a cafe, playing KerPlunk.  David is getting very excited
about Mallet's Mallet and no-one quite understands why.  Keith and Tag
have decided to play reverse Kerplunk, but no-one else is joining in.
Anne has nerves of steel, and wins.

The third is on the dancefloor at 'Where It's At'.  Keith is strutting
like Jagger, pointing at himself and singing "My friend's just call me
Lucifer", he looks Camper Than Beethoven.  Katrina looks on in a
mixture of lust and horror.  Seconds later, Keith will kneel on the
floor and play air guitar.  Keith's V-neck is on back-to-front and has
been for half an hour, and he hasn't noticed.  Keith rules,
incidentally.

Also at Where It's At.  Keith is talking to some guy.  "Excuse me, but
do you rule?"  The man has no idea what he's talking about.  I have no
idea who this man is.  Nor does Keith.  Crazy.

Charing Cross Road 4 a.m.  Tag and Keith are singing "Oh, we are
mirrors in the sun and we brightly shine".  Susannah is having a
cockney knees up.  Later we will decide to go to the Airport.  Tag
will decide to chat up two Swedish girls with his new phrasebook
(thanks Amanda), but gets all bashful when the only phrase he can find
is "It hurts when you touch it".  There is no sleep till Hammersmith. 

South West London 5.30 a.m.  Keith, Sus and Tag see a fox.  It's so
romantic, so we shag it and eat it.  It isn't snowing.

Did I tell you I was going to Sweden?

Love Tag xx
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