Sinister: rude stuff

[Chris Leonard]

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Honeygrowler wrote:
>Chris Leonard just asked me to send something
>"funny" to the list, which as you know is against all my principles,
>so when I refused he's now sending me smutty and lewd innuendoes
>about list members.  He's a bad boy and I bet he's wearing his saucy
>underpants at work today.

'nutty boy' evans continued:
>Yeah, but I bet he doesn't have to wear a suit.

Well I do have to wear a suit, so nyah and get it round you.  My
underpants 
are always saucy partially due to an eating disorder I have, and the
cheap 
quality of my attire.    More soupy than saucy, you see.  I am a clumsy
oaf.  
Cup a soups retain heat for a long time, don't you know.   My work place
is a 
veritable fashion parade, every single man and woman a beauty of world
fashion 
model standards.  Apart from me, cos i'm the clegg of fund management.
How
often a perfectly formed greek style nose is turned up in disgust as I
clump in
with another unsightly remnant on the corner of my mouth.  

Honeygash also came away with:
>he's now sending me smutty and lewd innuendoes
>about list members

I am not!  All right I am, but it's all complimentary you realise.  I
don't have a vindictive bone in my whole.  I should really stop this.
Oh I can't.  Chase me.

>we all like dandelions, skipping ropes and fluffy puppies here.

I know what you like, you big tease.  He told me, you know.  Looks
like such a nice boy too.  He's recorded his own version of Je T'aime
with Splat.  Little does he know that Splat is carrying my child.
Anyone
else going to this Je T'aime Gainsbourg thing on Friday at the renfrew
ferry?


Regards,
Ce Ce Peniston

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Christopher A. Leonard
Analyst/Programmer
Murray Johnstone Ltd
http:\\www.murrayj.com
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All opinions expressed herein are mine and do not
necessarily reflect those of my employer. 



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