Sinister: i like to drive fast; i like fast cars

[PKHINTZ]

In a very Belle and Sebastian moment, Stuart G wrote:

>I only failed my driving test twice, but I claim the record for the
>quickest failure; going through a red light whilst still within sight of
>the test centre. I think it took about 20 seconds.

	Not that this is something to boast about, but I fear I can claim for the
record for quickest accident.  I did pass my driving test, and waited in line
for hours at the Department of Motor Vehicles, like a true driver, for the
official license.  I felt so proud of getting my wheels.  However, as I was
pulling out of the parking lot of the DMV, my car met someone else's in a
nasty way.  I saw it coming, panicked, and drove into it anyway.  After
impact, I sat in the driver's seat, and to the horror of my mother sitting in
the seat next to me, I yelled out, F**K!  I believe this was the beginning of
my losing favorite son status.

		Someone stole my wheels
				Living and loving
						Matthew
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