Sinister: Pieces of Eight.

[Adrian Evans]

Imagine my surprise when I pulled back the curtains this morning and
there on the window ledge was the one and only...Chesney Hawkes. No it
wasn't it was the Poetry Parrot dressed as Chesney Hawkes.  

Gary, I guess the fact that he bothered to fly all the way down here
suggests that I haven't had the privilege yet.

Let me think.  Many thanks to Stephane du Pantaloon for sending me my
Wendy Cope book, this is much appreciated.
I don't think I shall be using anything from this though.  I do have
some fairly smutty poetry at home and if you kiddoes keep up this talk
of fungal infections and beef curtains, you'll get an earful.  An earful
of what I don't know yet, but it won't be nice.

>Hmmm, I'm not
>sure who has or hasn't done one, so I'll hope for the best and pass it
>onto..... the one the only, the irrepressible, the inflatable, Adrian
Evans.

Shit how did you find that out ?  My best kept secret.  Yes folks, I'm a
blow up doll.
For years now, it has been drummed into my head that I'm nothing to do
with my parents, that I was left on the doorstep.  But I was fucking
gutted when I found out that I was left on the doorstep in a plain brown
parcel.  It was only very recently that I have reached my maximum
inflatable state - comes to the best of us. 
Imagine my joy when Kate asked me to go on holiday with her this summer.
I'd not had a holiday for over ten years, It had to be love.  I was
horrified to find out all she wanted me for was a lilo.
I first found out I was a blow-up doll when I had been visiting the
doctor over a period of weeks complaining of terrible flatulence.  I was
feeling quite low, and really was at a bit of a loss.  Rather than give
me a prescription for the local chemist he sent me to Halfords for a
puncture repair kit....Boom Boom !!

Adrian.x.x.
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