Sinister: a wee bit of smut

[Blissxo at xxx.com]

hi all,

okay, firstly, to matt crooker: i've misplaced your email address, and i'm
just a lazy bum and not at all in the mood to hunt through my stuff when
goodness, help is just an email away!

and secondly: i'd like to say to those of you who didn't dress up for
hallowe'en that you're wet blankets, the lot of you. the one day of the year
where you can be on the outside exactly what you would never be inside, or you
can be more of what you want on the outside...witness my tinkerbell. if i
could, i would glitter all the time, and that's a promise. when they get
jerome russell glitter spray in toronto, look out. 

the last thing: a crushboy update. ahren has brokoen up with his girlfriend
(yay!) but is a big commitment-phobe due to her excessive clinginess. i still
feel a fire in my loins when we speak. and tonight at work, i just couldn't
stop touching him (oh god, how pathetic)...like when we were talking, i would
touch his side or his arm...he was showing off his buffness (i swear i could
have wet myself i was so excited) and flexing, and i was this total girlygirl,
touching his muscles. as lame as it is, i can't help it. he is one hot boy. i
only want him for the sex, and i'm not ashamed to say it. at least, not to
you. mmm... like butta. 

truly,
jessicaxo

ps. english midterm tomorrow at 8:15am, yuck. but it's my last exam! wish me
luck, sinisterines. pray for no writer's block.
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