Sinister: words i hate=workshop,readyreckoner,timeplan

[Alix Campbell]

one shares, the other chooses - you choose

on my ceiling is a larger than life drawing of carlos the jackal. it is done
in red lipstick, and my friend tom drew it in a moment of boredom. it is the
stereotypical picture of carlos, and strangely benevolent looking. anyway,
for ages i had my futon under this bit of ceiling, so every morning, and
moonlit night i would occasionally look up, often half asleep and see this
nightmarish face watching me.

ok, this is a description of a photo. it's me in my room, the light's bad
and yellowy, i look quite hollow eyed, and appear to be sporting a feather
boa. i am holding up a papier mache gilt picture frame, in which are mounted
a pair of fake tits(this was a birthday present, unsurprisingly from tom -
i had to carry it around school all day). But in the bad light it looks
really odd, like i'm in some kind of bondage gear..maybe...enough, methinks
of this filth.

as to dogs on wheels - when live dogs are on wheels, it is coz they have hip
dyspleysia, coz their backs are too long, though i'm not 100% sure, or even
75% sure about this(i'm no rolf harris, you know), but i once saw a thing on
telly about alsatians, who are apparently prone to this. it gives them a new
lease of life, said the vet, but that's not the kind of wheelied dog i want,
so ner.




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