Sinister: perverse verse

[JonnyKat at xxx.com]

Oh my, what has happened here today?
All this talk of who is or isn't gay!
So are they a couple or are they not,
And which washed-up star did YOU spot?

This can't be the Sinister/ Honey list!
I've two more questions I won't resist:
What has happened to my cheese?
And where is the REAL smut and sleaze?

Of course you know I'm only teasing,
I actually find this all quite pleasing!
I've even had my own chance to gush.
Now I'll start stalking my list crush.

It might be Brad, or better yet Dirk,
or a quiet bunny who likes to lurk.
At the risk of her thinking me obscene,
I may even choose the lovely Janine.


		  with much love to my sinister kitties,
		jonny the kat  (far from a poet, i know it)
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