Sinister: wooop ta lai

[Genevieve Wesley]

I can write LONG too...a mix of all sorts,and ramblings,oh yes
Oh! O! O! O! Those reviews of Belle And Sebastian were so good...all 
these shy little encounters,and blossoming romance...and 'the music was 
so good i thought my heart might burst!' i'm so envious...really..i 
shouldn't be jealous but can you blame me? And why is Stuart so damn 
nice to the fans....it makes it that much harder..

no-one feel bad for embarassing first impressions..conversations..I am 
so stupid with those it makes me cringe...i try to act very mature and 
knowning at the beginning,but then,i don't know what happens,but the 
coolness just melts! and it always goes like this:(I hide and watch them 
soundchecking behind stairs,or sit where they can easily trip over me) 
'Hi!...Can I hug you?' and then I kiss 'em...(yes,i go for the gold) 
it's embarrasing and they probably think i'm crazy,but in someways i 
think maybe it's not so bad...when will i ever have the oppturtunity to 
again? i remember when i saw neil codling sitting on the counter of 
a&w..i tried to be all 'your fame doesn't faze me' and i jumped up next 
to him,punched him in the shoulder and in the process spilled his 
drink..

evan dando was at b&s!?! eeeew! when i was a wee child,he used to be in 
my SEVENTEEN magazines,and  he had really long hair and SEVENTEEN was 
always like 'Oh what we wouldn't give to run our fingers through his 
hair?' and I always thought i was a lesbian because i wasn't attracted 
to him...and now where  is he,stupid bloated potatoe thinks he's so 
cool....next Kate Moss will be showing up at Belle and Sebastian 
shows...

Megan,I miss you too....the creek is getting lonely,the mud is starting 
to freeze with the flurries of snow warning it of winter...
i can't go into the chat thing,i don't know what's wrong...it's keeps 
saying 'cannot resolve...' 

i love the little lovebirds elisa and sparkly orange..elisa i am glad 
you got my letter,apologies if it is a little angsty! i am not an angsty 
person! i've decided when i get my driver's license,i am hot-wiring a 
car and going to toronto and will go dancing with elisa and jj....(just 
for the record,PHILIPPPPPPPPPPPE sorry,i like to emphasize the 'P's' Oh 
did you know I used to be in love with a french Philippe? Philippe 
Candelero the figure skater! Ahhhh yes,when he used to do that Rocky 
rountine and rip off his shirt...le sexy anyways,yes Philippe..in 
France-French,do people say in 'WOOOP TA LAI!' or 'SLING SLING!' because 
here in Quebec-French,my driving instructor (who looks like 
trainspotting begbie) always does little hand puppets of cars smashing 
into each other and he shouts WOOP TA LAI!!!! for effect)

stuart and silver pants? he must be sorry he cancelled toronto NOW just 
think how well he could've made out in Le Chateau.
what is this? you sinister people only base your crushes on the photos? 
i fall in love with a couple of you just from the way you write....we 
can't ALL be oil paintings!(..actually,instead of a real-person 
picture,i fell in love with this boy in a paintings for a glasgow art 
fair,he has that look that i imagine a scottish boy combines with an 
innocent fumbling to look like) and ahhh why how belle and sebastian 
make love-in's and boyfriends and girlfriends sound so sweet...it's all 
running fast over the quiet streets and watch boys with with floppy hair 
feverishly smoking cigarettes when in reality it's pervy highschool boys 
and dirty concrete floors and stale beer and 'make me a sammich 
bitch'.......bahhh
i want a sebastian! (and even when you are presented with the perfectly 
lush atmosphere....fields and fields and dark out,who's your sebastian? 
a grubby stalker in a pick-up! 'Hyuk hyuk wanna go to the racetrack?')

 i ain't no fortunate one
("it ain't me! it ain't me!")

love,
your genevieve

'first you lure 
them down from
heaven with
promises of goodness
and weeping'







































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