Sinister: I want a man with lips just like mick jagger

[Tara Widmer]

How great is your job when you spend the first two hours on Monday reading
Sinister digests? Or should I ask, how boring is your job?

Donovan:
<<Hey you were the girl on my PULP list who just chewed me out days ago for
liking dubstar over st etienne and mono over portishead.>>
yes, sorry, that wasn't intended as a chew-out, i was only trying to explain
why you're wrong... portishead never figured into the conversation, but
indeed, they *are* better than mono now that you mention it. Who cares, it's
only my lil opinion, nobody likes me anyway so forget it.  And I don't look
like Liz hurley - that was just another of my many misguided attempts at
humor; truth is that I'm a dead-ringer for Barbara Windsor. Steady on, boys.

Martin:
<<What length of time do you estimate it takes for a 'Study At Stow' T-
shirt to make it from Jeepster in West London to Martin's house in South
London.>>
It took exactly one month to reach this wee kitten in California, I was only
on the verge of sending some hate mail to a mr david kitchen, demanding my
money back you filthy thieves calling yourselves "jeepster recordings" ...
when it came in the mail!!! viola. I knew they'd come through, just a matter
of patience:-) Surely it's something to do with backorders or the jeepster
people being really very busy right now, but have faith, it'll come... 
for those who don't know, the t-shirts have these cool little tags that say
"Belle and Sebastian Fashion wear" which is kind of a neat concept.  "House
of B&S", they can start making cardigans and flares, even SILVER trousers
with runway shows featuring the band sashaying up n down the catwalk...
"this season, FEY is all the rage... nothing screams "'beat me up I'm a
momma's boy!' more than brown corduroys and faded trainers" ....I'm just
kidding, as surely you all have impeccable fashion sense.

brad:
<<just read in this week's OUT magazine that... >>
stop right there. can this mean...brad?...I mean, reading OUT
magazine...?..but...but... <look of devastated confusion> *sigh* Scratch one
off the crush list oops you didn't read that.

Whatever happened to Mark Cassarotto? Word had it that he'd flown to America
for the NY shows, but we've yet to hear him recount his debaucherous tales
of an Englishman in New york. 

anyway, i'll leave with the recommendation that anyone who's into pure
stupid fun pop music check out Material Issue... not exactly underrated, i
don't think they were ever even rated, but they were lovely while they
lasted!

ta!
tara palmer-tompkinson-widmer
(hmm did I just plagiarize? it really wasn't intentional!)

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