Sinister: a little smut never hurt anyone

[baggy trousers]

while looking up some info for my theories of culture class i came accross
this, surprisingly..thought some of you might get a kick out of it since
smut seems to be the in thing as of late..

roberta
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 To is a Preposition, Come is a Verb
           (Lenny Bruce, accompanying himself on drums):

           To is a preposition, come is a verb.
           To is a preposition, come is a verb.
           To is a preposition, come is a verb, the verb intransitive.
           To come.  To come.
           I've heard these two words my whole adult life, and as a
           child when I thought I was sleeping. To come. To come.
           It's been like a big drum solo:
           Did ja come? Didja come good? Didja come good didja come
           good didja come good?
           Recitatif: I come better with you sweetheart than with
           anyone in the whole goddamn world.
           I really came so good. I really came so good 'cause I love you.
           Really came so good.  I come better with you sweetheart, than
           anyone in the whole world, I really came so good.  So good.
           BUT.
           Don't come in me.
           Don't come in me.
           Don't come imme, mimme mimme
           don't come imme mimme mimme
           don't come in me.
           I CAN'T COME.
           Cause you don't love me, that's why you can't come.
           I love you I just can't come, that's my hangup. I can't come
           when I'm loaded, all right?
           Cause you don't love me.
           Just what the hell is the matter with you?  What has that got
           to do with loving you? I just can't come, that's all.
           Now if anyone in this room or the world finds those two words
           decadent, obscene, immoral, amoral, asexual, the words "to
           come" really make you feel uncomfortable, if you think I'm
           rank for saying it to you, and you the beholder gets rank for
           listening to it, you probably can't come.2


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