Sinister: like a red-headed stepchild

[brad]

well, glory be!

a year ago i couldn't get one single person to rejoice in the beauty of
moose. it must be all you new types talking about them. i once had a
moose website but webpages are boring to make and to upkeep, so i
didn't. and i once startted thinking about making a moose mailing list,
but i don't know how, so i stopped thinking.

to the guy that wants to take me outside and fight: c'mon, but i fight
dirty....real dirty. pulling hair, smashing bottles, kissing you full on
the lips when you least expect it, pinching your ass, grabbing your
cockles, tonguing your ear, licking your choad....you don't wanna mess
with me, pal. i'll fuck you

up.

personally, i think the whole shoegazey thing was totally a class thing,
designed to keep the poor man poor and the rich man richer. i mean, what
better way to keep a stronghold on a nation's class system than by the
use of loud distorted guitars and angelic singing?

so duke ain't around anymore, huh? i hated that cocky shithead anyway.
glad to see he's fucked off and let us be. always going on about his
jasmine minks and felt this and felt that. good riddance!

(you sure he ain't around, right?) whew!

i've heard le mans. they are lovely indeed. i've decided on a new career
move......i'm gonna get into television, and go to work at UNIVISION,
the spanish channel. i'm gonna be a producer so i can utilize the ol'
casting couch technique. have you ever watched that channel? i have no
idea what the hell they're talking about, but 99 percent of the women
are H!O!T!

s.w.a.k.
-brad
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