Sinister: dirty bus #7

[kellym at xxx.com>]

I have a whole slew of bus stories. One involved some tragic girl who
wouldn't leave me alone until I gave her my phone number. Not being too
smart or clever, I finally broke down and gave it to her. She then proceded
to call me for the next six months telling me about her cat and her never
ending quest to find a job that would pay her eight dollars and hour.  I
wasn't mean or anything about it, it was just a little annoying and somewhat
bizarre. You gotta be weary about bus girls... you never know if they're
going to be nice or psychotic.

The buses on the west side of Los Angeles are a bit frightning. There's the
red buses, MTA, which are pretty damn scary and cost $1.35 (?) and then
there are the blue buses, aptly named 'The Big Blue Bus', which are somewhat
nicer and only cost 50 cents, and laslty there are the green buses, Culver
City's, are really scary and a ride goes for 65 cents or so. Why am I giving
people the lowdown on buses? I do not know.

The most humorous thing about LA buses is that they have these adverts
inside that start out "ATTENTION HEROIN AND METH ADDICTS..."  Kind of gives
you an idea as to who the target passanger is... scary.  I've sat by many a
person on the bus who has an odd itch in their nose that they can't seem to
get rid of. hmm...

I had to start riding the bus when i crashed my car this past winter.
Needless to say I had a nice little B+S mixed tape of songs that mention the
word 'bus' to keep me occupied.  Ok, I'm boring myself, so I will be quiet.

OH! And let me cast a belated vote for one Miss Beth Arzy on the whole list
crush thing. CRUSH indeed. : )

-Kelly Ryan McGuire
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