Sinister: dirty bus #7

[Anastasia Signoretta]

hiya,

a bus-related, perhaps smut-related question...actually more of a lunchtime 
poll-kind-of-question:

when you spot an attractive bunny on the bus (or on the train or any other 
kind of public transportation, by the way) and you're feeling personally 
confident that day cos you're wearing your study at stow t-shirt or some 
other similarly spiffy apparrel, do you make eye contact?  ask a stupid 
question to make conversation?  (i did this once...i hid my watch in my 
bookbag just so i could ask the time of the adorable blond boy who rode my 
bus every morning.  it was 7.14 am, in case you were wondering.)  ask for a 
phone number?  or just dream of future bus scenarios involving the two of 
you while you shyly gaze out the window at the passing clouds whirring 
by--ALONE?  what does one do?  i ask cos i'm forever checking out people's 
haircuts and cool shoes during my daily public transit jaunts, but i'm just 
too feeble to do anything more than stare.

enough posting from me i'm going now bye!  (should be the new slogan for 
the sinister list, fluffy.)

cheers, stasia
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>From "kellym at raygun.com" <kellym at raygun.com>, on 11/11/98 4:18 PM:
I have a whole slew of bus stories. One involved some tragic girl who
wouldn't leave me alone until I gave her my phone number. Not being too
smart or clever, I finally broke down and gave it to her. She then proceded
to call me for the next six months telling me about her cat and her never
ending quest to find a job that would pay her eight dollars and hour.  I
wasn't mean or anything about it, it was just a little annoying and 
somewhat
bizarre. You gotta be weary about bus girls... you never know if they're
going to be nice or psychotic.

The buses on the west side of Los Angeles are a bit frightning. There's the
red buses, MTA, which are pretty damn scary and cost $1.35 (?) and then
there are the blue buses, aptly named 'The Big Blue Bus', which are 
somewhat
nicer and only cost 50 cents, and laslty there are the green buses, Culver
City's, are really scary and a ride goes for 65 cents or so. Why am I 
giving
people the lowdown on buses? I do not know.

The most humorous thing about LA buses is that they have these adverts
inside that start out "ATTENTION HEROIN AND METH ADDICTS..."  Kind of gives
you an idea as to who the target passanger is... scary.  I've sat by many a
person on the bus who has an odd itch in their nose that they can't seem to
get rid of. hmm...

I had to start riding the bus when i crashed my car this past winter.
Needless to say I had a nice little B+S mixed tape of songs that mention 
the
word 'bus' to keep me occupied.  Ok, I'm boring myself, so I will be quiet.

OH! And let me cast a belated vote for one Miss Beth Arzy on the whole list
crush thing. CRUSH indeed. : )

-Kelly Ryan McGuire
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