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[WeeJay]

Oh dear, no votes for me. lets have a look at that list again...


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> 
> 
> 8 votes:
> FLUFFY SARAH
> 
> 6 votes:
> Peter Miller
> 
> 5 votes:
> Honey
> Stevie Trousers
> And some Tall Git whose name escapes me just now...
> 
> 4 votes:
> Genevieve Wesley
> Magnetic Megan Lehar
> 
> 3 votes:
> FunkySeb
> Philippe
> Corpora Arenacea
> Chris Leonard
> Brad
> Joss Moorkens
> 
> 2 votes:
> Keith Watson
> Reid Dossinger
> Oon
> Charlotte Hall
> Erin Lewis
> Archel
> Andy (Seymour?)
> Henry Thomas
> St Lucy
> 
> 1 vote:
> Jake Reichert; Christa Chaffinch; Mark Casarotto; Adrian Evans; Mick
> McMick; Pam Berry; Susannah; Nick Dastoor; Jessica Murphy; Liz Daplyn; 
> Joao Henrique Horst; Kevan Cooke; Andrew Nicol; Tara Widmer; Matthew
> Crooker; Becka; Tag; John Warrender; Xavier; Matthew Phintz; Gary Done;
> Linda Kerr; Vicky Parkinson; Monaz; Calumn Shearer; Martin Horsfield;
> Jennifer Phillips-Bacher; Anastasia Signoretta; Elisabeth (from Toronto);
> Lesley J Miller; Minnie Riperton; Claire Timmins; Humbert Humbert; David
> Kitchen; Chloe Sevigny; The French Girl on John Warrender's party
> invitation; and Teddy Pendergrass and everyone else in the entire
> world except for....
>
> 0 Votes:
> WeeJay.

Ungrateful swine... ...thats one less X you'll be getting from me at 
the end. Pah! you wait until I put a photo up - I'm gorgeous and 
modest about it too.

Her supreme fluffy highness scrawled:
> Weej - Wee Jay, Wudge?
Oh is that the thanks I get...! I agree to vote for you 8 times under 
different aliases and you cant even remember my name. 

Ok you misguided fools, I'll recount my own bus story before I go 
home and actually eat something...

	The year is 1991. Probably. The number 32 bus is pulling 
up to the stop by the co-op in Worcester. As the doors open I (at 
this time a cute little schoolboy who's afraid of everything) coolly 
leap out of the bus but forget to run with my inertia, trip and land 
straight on my face. 20 schoolchildren file out and look at my 
injured body. One in particular, a slimy nasty brat from the year 
below, hurls abuse at me. In a flash, I hurl the empty can in my 
hand at him and get him right in the middle of his forehead. HA!

		You Just Wait,
			WeeJay XX (and no more)

James at twopounds.u-net.com
Manipulating you illicitly since 1979
http://www.geocities.com/sunsetstrip/cabaret/5523/
(Which will no longer crash your computer. Hopefully.)
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