Sinister: Here We Go, Here We Go, Here We Go

[Warrander John - FML]

Isn't football bloody brilliant? I reckon it's a bit trendy now
to be into sports and wear "casual" clothes and stuff so
that's exactly what I'm doing. I was a Hibs casual once in
a previous life you know, so I'm looking forward to The
Acid House with relish. I've hung up my stanley knife now
so any supposed threats of violence that Ratbag McTaggart
has been spreading on my behalf are obviously nonsense.
Like this one Peter Miller was on about:

>Due to the imminent danger of being set on fire, I have to
>clarify a point I made last week.

No way did I ever make any threat of hopping on an
aeroplane to Spain and setting fire to you Peter. That was
just silly, macho posturing in our local pub after a few too
many lager-shandies. I've had words with McTaggart now
and sorted everything out. He was a bit pissed off that I
wouldn't let him have his go during our Wednesday night
Chorlton lesbians bum games. Especially since I'd already
done him. Do you find he squirms around a lot in the love
sack er, Bunnie-Wunnie? And that high pitched squeal.
Yikes. I nearly left early. Anyway, Thursday night is my
evening of choice for painting the town red. Tonight I thought
I'd experiment with prostitutes. I'm a bit inexperienced though,
would anybody like to pass on some useful tips? I forgot to
tell you about my experiments with controlled substances. It
wasn't very enjoyable. And my tongue hurt for three days
afterwards. Stick to alcohol kids. That's my advice.

My new list hero Brad said:

>so duke ain't around anymore, huh? i hated that cocky
>shithead anyway. glad to see he's fucked off and let us be.
>always going on about his jasmine minks and felt this and
>felt that. good riddance!

And there was no need for it. Can I transfer my list crush
again?

And the lovely Genevieve told tales of her kin and spoke of
people in raincoats who flash you and then dive out the
emergency exit:

>even those people in raincoats who flash 
>you and then dive out the emergency exit!

I wish that was me. I don't go on buses though. I did go on
some public transport in San Francisco. And the seats were
like armchairs. A train to Berkeley it was and it was brilliant.
I don't like the MUNIs though. They came to our school
when I was a kid and they wore bright orange vests, just like
stewards at the football, and they stole children. They didn't
steal me fortunately or I'd have probably never got into
shoegazing. I don't think they allow stuff like that on the MUNI.

And I was being serious about Carter USM Genevieve. I loved
them when it was just Fruitbat, Jimbob and a drum machine.
But I never really fancied Jon Beast. Not cos he's fat and ugly
as sin and looks like a pig though. Cos he didn't seem like a
very nice person.

Are we like ships that pass in the night?
Love...John

PS Lo-Fidelity All Stars had single of the week in the NME this
week so they can't be shite. I expect you may be able to hear
their latest offering at the NME web pages.
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