Sinister: the crying game

[saint lucy]

Hello Sexpots,

So this is how a computer works, it's all very exciting.  Thank you kind 
people for my crush votes, it's nice to be know that despite the fact 
that I've only actually posted once, and for all you know I could have 
the personality of a trainspotter and the intelligence of a sparrow, 
some men will always keep their brains in their trousers.

Once again, Tag has been dragging my already tarnished name through the 
mud.  Much as I'd like to deny what the little ginger runt has been 
saying, it's all true.  I will not rest until Peter Miller, that 
conquistador of love, has been notched on my bedpost.  He has to be 
better than John Warrender.  It isn't so much his technique, and I could 
put up with the flatulence and even the cries of "Truck! Train! Tractor" 
at the crucial moment, but well...I'm all for serenading, but a 
post-coital rendition of "Sheriff Fatman" on the bagpipes was more 
indignity than this girl could bear.

Anyway, it's been a pleasure.

Love,
Lucy xxx



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