Sinister: the big boys.... are in the butchers

[Joss Moorkens]

...CARMEN..."Kindly" wrote
>Try keeping on the topic, please.

And the topic was incidents with buses wasn't it?

I'm afraid that my incident didn't actually happen on a bus though. Hope
that's okay. Anyways, there I was sitting in work last week, gazing
blankly at my computer screen when I suddenly remembered getting hit by
a car.
The previous saturday I had been stumbling drunkenly towards my house
with my anorak hood up when somebody shouted  to watch out for a car.
Noticing that I was right in the middle of the road, I aimed pathwards,
but that canny ol' car had been swerving to avoid me. The car hit me and
I rolled off the bonnet and tried to walk on as if nothing had happened.
The driver asked if I was okay and I said 'yes, thankyou' while my
friends all laughed. For some reason I had forgotten all of this until
reading the first 'incident with a bus' story, when it all came flooding
back. Pathetic yet amusing, I felt.

So anyways, Belle and Sebastian were marvellous in Brussels and a local
magazine called Bulletin wrote of how "their trainspotter fans hide in
well-worn anoraks and massive sideburns". They meant me! Fame at last.
*And* three list crush votes. A 200% improvement on last time. I feel
all warm and fuzzy inside. Almost as warm and fuzzy as when I thought
Rollercoaster Ride had a line about me in it that went: "you're happy
cos your cosy anorak goes 'round your head." But it does not.

Turt wrote:
>Kool and the Gang.
Doesn't the piano bit at the end of Seymour Stein sound like the one
from Diana by Kool & the Gang?
I thought so.
Time I was off, isn't it?
Play friendly.
love
joss xx




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