Sinister: A pair of shoes and a key please

[Robin Stout]

I was on a bus the other day and the driver got a call on the radio 
asking if he could do an extra shift because "one of our drivers has 
driven off in his bus and we don't know where he is". Maybe he'd just 
driven home for dinner, and a spot of nookie with the wife, 
forgetting that he was still driving a double-decker. Well at least 
a bus on his drive will impress the neighbours. It beats Mrs Cooper's 
begonias at number 42.

I've been horribly ill recently and I've missed a lot so I can't 
really understand half of what's going on, but this bus theme's 
great.

I know it's a bit early but has anyone got any ideas for Christmas 
presents? I don't want to have to give my sister a lump of coal 
again.

Bye
Robin
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