Sinister: you're too shy shy

[brad]

no no no no no 
you got me all wrong

i wasn't being serious when i said what i said about the duke of
P!O!O!P! it was just a horrible attempt at comedy. if i was gonna talk
about him i'd start up a biff bang pow mailing list and lure him into my
wicked lair of humiliation....cause we all know he'd join. as would some
of you.

now on to more pressing matters.

i forgot what i was gonna say. hmmmm. well, tonight at work some guy
called up and told me he had just poisoned thirty seven people along
with himself and he could feel the rigor mortis crawling up his leg and
he wanted me to call channel 33 and have them come over to his hospital
room right away so he could warn everyone he poisoned. then what sounded
like an orderly in the background told him to "hang up the fucking
phone, charlie"

so if dreams about horses are about sex, what are dreams about shaved
goats and fingernail clippings about? cause that's all i dream about.

and i know all about those "organist" things that women have in the
sack. why just the other night i was with one of my lady friends, and
she started getting real loud, so i says to her, i says "put a sock in
it mrs. hopkins, or we'll wake up robbie!"

touche!

-brad
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