Sinister: Drunken Non Sequitor

[Burt Reynolds]

Hey there!

I was working as a hostess in a restaurant a couple of years back.  It 
was located in the heart of a bustling metropolis so we used to get all 
manner of street life.  This drunk guy stumbled in once and I said 
(grabbing a menu), "Smoking or Non, sir?"  He aimed his craggy face at 
me and raising one crooked finger said, "Jesus was kind, but there's a 
lot of mean music out there!"

~Rachael

In the CD player:  a green furry bit of bologna.




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