Sinister: i'm jumping like a jumping jack

[Genevieve Wesley]

hello there (o no me again!)

all these bus stories are reminding me of the not so lovely bus i'm 
going to have to go on soon...kids are so filthy-mouthed nowadays...they 
look all sweet and innocent,then it's '(*^@$^^%@# you $)*&^#&*  
*^#*%(&^#%^!' and they try and claw atcha...and my bus drivers have 
sordid affairs,it's so sleazy,straight out of a pulp song...we have 
video cameras on our buses because we are 'bad kids' but the sad thing 
is our school board has no budget,so there's like this blinking red 
light and a 'YOU ARE BEING VIDEOTAPED' sign..yet there's no actual 
camera in the box.

Megan,thankyou for aggreeing with my opionions on the Judy thing..i 
think his meanings are pretty straightforward....I'm really scared by 
this lady on SHOWCASE,everything is a metaphor for sexual liberation...I 
mean,I like horses,but i usually ride them fully clothed..actually,when 
i was younger i never had an imaginary friend,but i had an imaginary 
horse named cammy..i had these 2 best friends (or so I thought!) and one 
day they decided they wanted me out of their group,so i guess i just 
figured...'so what,i'll create me a horse' it is a form of escape,see! 
:) I've got little things on all the girls of belle and sebastian songs, 
I remember the first time reading about Judy it was like 
'wow,stuart...you're reading my mind!'
and Jane too...the guilt of being  lazy and never feeling so good except 
when you're sleeping...it's so true....when i have to get up,it's pitch 
black..it feels so unnatural,i  always envy my cats,they get to sleep 
the whole day,without a care in the world.....i mean it's a common 
thread with Stuart's girls isn't it? wanting to get away from it all,but 
no-one even knows? Expectations...that dreaded monday morning 
feeling....Mary Jo's life is never dull in her dreams.. and our girl 
Jane's run through the city...pretending she's making indie-rock 
videos...and Le Pastie girl "wouldn't you like to get away?"    Stuart 
should do self-help shouldn't he! he's always there at the end 
reassuring them the halo surrounds them,they'll be doing fine,that 
there's a star lighting up the path and that it's someone's else's turn 
to go through hell..he'll  make a fine husband...and i bet  he'll help 
out with the dishes too.

the other day,at Cat Heaven(all the strays of the city) in Parlement,I 
was watching one cat chase a black squirrel..i went over to observe,and 
the squirrel got up on it's hind legs and chased ME! i was terrified 
because i've heard stories that when you get rabies shots,they have to 
strap you down,you get a shot in the stomach,etc..when the squirrel 
leaped from the railing onto my head...thankfully,it was a friendly 
one,he was just searching for some food...thought that was rather 
belle-y sebish.


A wise lovely Honey wrote:
"let me write it by your nipple in lipstick"

there should be more proverbs like that i think.

love,
genevieve,friend of squirrels

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