Sinister: isobel shat in my ice trays

[brad]

hwy whatever happened to the "smutty belle and sebastian headline thing"
contest?

mick raped my grampa
stuart david drank my pee
chris in torrid love affair with 12 year old albino midget boy with
a     humpback, a wooden leg, and and a hook for a hand

and, hey, people, how about shutting up about the whole list content
thing, huh? i got more important wastes of time to read from this list
than that.

it's time to have an election. we must overthrow that fascist fuck,
honey. the nerve of him sending us rules to follow and what we can and
can't say. what is this? the fourth reich? i don't smell any burning
flesh yet, but i feel the heat.

so, i'm running for list commander. everyone who votes for me gets a
coupon for a free moldy piece of pork and some flat pepsi with too much
ice.

guarding the ballot box,
-brad

(psssst...honey....it's a joke *wink* )
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