Sinister: the sinister conspiracy

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the marvelous Martin said:

>>I should now like to know how many of us are, like the good Mr Murdoch,
>>left-handed. That's left-handed in the left-handed sense of the word, by
>>the way. I am, and I reckon there's an above average proportion of us
>>cack-handed-useless-with-scissors-stick-our-tongues-out-when-trying-to-
>>use-a-potato-peeler-types out there. Look at my website and you'll see I
>>even play my bass in the 'sinister' fashion.

thank you!  martin you are truly a god now and rightfully deserve the vote i
cast for you as my list crush!  (yes! it's true dear chap, and i voted BEFORE
finding out you are left handed!)  i am so excited that someone else "came
out" as being a leftie on the list!  now where are the rest of you!  there
should be at least 80 of you!  "rise up little souls - join the doomed army"
(divine comedy quote)  

when i was in school i was obessed with finding out what hand all the creative
and wonderful people in the world were!  and basically the most influental
people are all left-handed!  i am not sure about the sex thing archel
mentioned (but i would like to compare and contrast someday)  

i do know that lefties are statistically proven to die 6 months sooner than
righties. basically due to car accidents because cars are designed for
righties in the states and not lefties. :(  

so where are the rest of you creative and lovely people!  i have left handed
mugs, rulers, can openers, and scissors for the lot! :)

jennifer
who couldn't stand how the pencil used to smear on her papers in school!



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