Sinister: don't look at the carpet.

[Chris Leonard]

Good Morning,

Thank you very much to my six lusty admirers, Stuart is there any chance
of a gender breakdown of this tally?  I think I'll grow my flick back
today, and stock up on baby oil and poppers just in case.

Hold on a minute, what's this:

David Moore astrally projected:
>But I am the archer
>the lover of laughter
>and mine is the arrowed flight.
>I am the archer
>and my eyes yearn after
>the unsullied sight.
>
>Robin Williamson, The Eyes Of Fate, 1967

At last!  you're a quiet one....your all secret string band fans really,
aren't you?  I'll quote him the following year, so you can all see how
his lyric writing blossomed.

Last night I dreamed about Slow Graffiti for the third night in a row.
This time it started really really high, and when he'd finished singing
it struan said "thank you very much" like that squeaky wee lassie out of
B*Witched, who had a number one with they're cover of the rollercoaster
ride.   I asked dream struan how he sings so high and he said "don't
tell anyone, when I want to hit the high notes I lead the weasel to the
tool".  Again, i awoke proud and confused.  

I've been lacking pop direction since the departure of the duke.  Will
someone please proclaim themselves the all new duke?  We could have
auditions, like for Stars in their Eyes.  Ah, I heard "When a child is
born" in three different shops yesterday, splendid tune.  black, white,
yellow....no-one knows.  Mathis is great, Linda said he had an affair
with rock hudson.  My mum sighs when anyone mentions rock hudson, and
says "what a waste", then I kind of boke.  

I'm off to save this empire,
Rod Begbie


"singing ladybird, ladybird what is your wish
your wish is not granted unless it's a fish
your wish is not granted unless it's a dish
a fish on a dish is that what you wish"
-Robin Williamson 1968



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