Sinister: Kissing with confidence

[Mctaggart, Robert]

Hello "Cyberchums",

Martin wrote:

>While we're on the subject, can I implore you all to buy her album
>'Touch 'Em With Love'?

Can I implore you to do that as well.  It is very good.  I like Glen
Campbell too, though that didn't stop me from being punched in the face by
one of the Sea Urchins for suggesting his politics were a little dubious.  I
don't think I helped matters by calling him a "jumped-up little Bobby
Gillespie wannabe shite", or laughing at him when he hit me.  They're bloody
hard, these janglepopsters.

Christopher Alexander Leonard wrote:

>I've been lacking pop direction since the departure of the duke.  >Will
someone please proclaim themselves the all new duke?

I nominate....hmmm....let's see....can we have a lady duke?  There's no
earthly reason why the Duke has to be a man, as anyone whose seen the old
one's picture will testify.  How about Carmen?

Lady Linda signed herself thus:

>EEVL Project Officer
>L.Kerr at hw.ac.uk  

Linda, be so kind as to tell us what evil projects you officiate, and how
long have you been going to Noel Whitey's spelling classes?  I should join
seeing as though I've been spelling my lesbian lover John Warrander's name
wrong for the past three years.

Sad news - Saint Lucy has left the list, in a fit of pique at not getting
any more crush votes after the recount, but she was impressed by all the
mail she got.  "My box has never seen so much activity", she said,
contendedly.  She thanks her admirers, particularly "Electric sex warrior"
and "Ihaveahugepenis", and would like to point out that she does not live in
Govan.  Anyway, she's off to star with La Cicciolina in "Flasher John - the
movie".

Fondest regards,
Taggart xxxx
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