Sinister: i'm not much cop at punching other peoples dads

[Chris Leonard]

Well, I dreamt about slow giraffe for the fourth night in a row.  In
fact I woke up about 6:40 AM and thought, yes, I never heard it. And
fell asleep again and dreamt it.  How long this will go on for?  It
could be some time judging by my previous "moon river" stuck in the
dream head music.  That was continuous for three months, back in 95.
Anyway, this time I was ice skating and it was playing in the background
like in a lovely brr wintry film.  Here's a fact, Struan Murdoch dreamt
all of "I could be dreaming", from start to finish he said.  hence the
"if you had such a dream.." bit.  Which he must have dreamt as well if
he dreamt the whole thing from start to finish.  Sort of like a bonus
murdoch song, that we got to share in.  Talking of which, I've got miss
julia's vinyl tigermilk in work with me today.  I'm worried sick in case
I break it.  Do you think she'd mind if I took it down the town and
swapped it for some lovely heroin?

Now, michelle I strongly recommend you go down to the basement and dig
out the string band vinyl.  light up some candles, burn some incense and
sit cross legged on a travel rug wearing a dressing gown usually does it
for me.  You're right the hangman's beautiful daughter is miles better
than wee tam.  However wee tam does have two bright beacons of
wonderfulness, namely "You get Brighter" and the epic "Ducks on a Pond".
 Ducks on a Pond has the most triumphant kazoo solo in it since the dove
flew back to Noah with a twig.

I'm a bit concerned to hear about the evil Tag clone.  I'm sure i've
told you before how I feel about evil clones, but an evil Tag Clone is
just terrifying, especially if it wields a huge penis.  Genetic
engineering ahoy: take one tag clone, engineer an unfeasible meat
truncheon and give him enough temper to be right rough when it comes to
loving.  And keep it on your continent.  I raise an accusing finger in a
general Toronto direction.  I may regret typing that.

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