Sinister: WARNING: High Smut Content

[Kevan Cooke]

Hello folks,

Someone mentioned gnocchi, which is a wonderful cross between pasta
and potatoes, is a fine alternative to pasta in many a cheese laden
recipe, and also sounds a bit rude.  Well, it does to me with my
smutty mind anyway.

Talking of smut someone asked about Sid James.  This came up on the
Tindersticks mailing list about six months ago, and it took me several
weeks to come to terms with the concept that there are people around
the world who have lived their entire lives without ever seeing a Carry
On film.  This is pretty unthinkable in the UK where scarcely a week
goes by without one of them being dredged up to fill the TV schedules.

Basically Sid James was a South African hairdresser with a face like
a prune and the dirtiest laugh in the history of the world.  He moved
to England and starred in a load of tacky, camp, low-budget, poor-taste
comedies.  These were the Carry On films.

Sid James dedicated his life to the pursuit of busty blondes, both on
and off screen, so if he talks to you like God then I have nothing but
respect for you.

Not Piccadilly Records!  How could they?  I bought IYFS there in 1996.
Twice.  And now I suppose David will have to go round there with a
big stick and beat them up for selling dodgy Tigermilk CDs.  Fools!

Like Carmen, Fluffy, Sister Disco, and probably everyone else here, I
am fond of several types of music.  In my case this is largely due to
the cross-genre nature of smut.  Can anyone recommend any particularly
rude musician types that I might like?  Mail me directly, as not
everyone on the list has my high smut threshold.

I for one was very sorry to hear about Fluffy's accident.  I wonder if
the knee injury in some way reduced her ability to encourage people to
vote for her.  It would appear so.

I make no apologies for the smut content in this message, smut has a
bona fide connection to Belle and Sebastian now that they have appeared
in the News of the World.

Kevan
The Fat Slug



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