Sinister: jessica & ahren - oh! the drama of it all....

[gateau du wizz]

oh for crying out loud!!!

  Jessica wrote: 
  "okay, so i got up all my nerve and kissed ahren in
  the stockroom. tongue and everything, and a little 
  groping."

  Dramatis Personae wrote:
  "If Ahren were my man, oh the two of you would get 
  a swift ass-whooping!"

bah!  there's no harm in a shift!  jessica, your success with ahren is
to be admired!  puritans may claim that you are unfairly "parking your
chicken beside a fox" (or some such) but we know, and have felt, your
ache when you lerved ahren from afar, when he went out and got himself
a girliefriend and when he dumped her how your heart missed a beat! 
how terrible it was of him to go back to her because he was "missing
the sex"....dawhling, i've been there....my virgil/penelope/X love
triangle is one complicated nightmare from which i am trying to awake
(i know the hangover will be a mutha!).

but now it's no more mister jessica nice guy!  tinystar love
implosion!   

aah, it still gives me a warm fuzzy glow thinking about how you went,
saw and conquered like so many historic figures before your time.  a
modern day helen of troy (is that a clothes horse you pinned him
aginst in the stockroom?  beware...)

now, if you want the girlfriend wiped out i can organise it but it'll
cost ya.


lady penelope, gateau du wizz.



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