Sinister: jessica & ahren - oh! the drama of it all....

[Frank Yang]

gateau du wizz wrote:

> oh for crying out loud!!!
>
>   Jessica wrote:
>   "okay, so i got up all my nerve and kissed ahren in
>   the stockroom. tongue and everything, and a little
>   groping."
>
>   Dramatis Personae wrote:
>   "If Ahren were my man, oh the two of you would get
>   a swift ass-whooping!"
>
> bah!  there's no harm in a shift!  jessica, your success with ahren is
> to be admired!  puritans may claim that you are unfairly "parking your
> chicken beside a fox" (or some such) but we know, and have felt, your
> ache when you lerved ahren from afar, when he went out and got himself
> a girliefriend and when he dumped her how your heart missed a beat!
> how terrible it was of him to go back to her because he was "missing
> the sex"....dawhling, i've been there....my virgil/penelope/X love
> triangle is one complicated nightmare from which i am trying to awake
> (i know the hangover will be a mutha!).
>
> but now it's no more mister jessica nice guy!  tinystar love
> implosion!
>
> aah, it still gives me a warm fuzzy glow thinking about how you went,
> saw and conquered like so many historic figures before your time.  a
> modern day helen of troy (is that a clothes horse you pinned him
> aginst in the stockroom?  beware...)
>
> now, if you want the girlfriend wiped out i can organise it but it'll
> cost ya.
>
> lady penelope, gateau du wizz.
>

Well - this is all getting positively Springer-esque.  Who'll be first to
throw a chair?

--
Frank Yang
"It's funny 'cause it's not me."

In my CD player:  Pulp - This Is Hardcore



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