Sinister: The Sinister Suite - winner of most comic poem

[Charlotte Hall]

     This is a suite of poems really. I've already had a complaint about 
     the winning poem not having enough B&S content. This should satisfy 
     any cravings of that nature.
     
     Watch out for the poems appearing on 
     http://www.majordomo.net/sinister
     shortly. They are all wonderful.
     
     Charlotte
     
     
My Dog on Wheels is Orange
It's really quite a sight.
While other's think he's so strange
I think he looks just right.
     
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With arms of sex and trousers of silver 
He rushes on his way
His songs set everyone's hearts aquiver; 
I wonder if he's gay?
     
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Mary Jo played Tug-o-war
     In Terry pants of purple
She was the undisputed champ
     so powerful was her pull.
     
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Boy on a bike, what are you like?
     You come here every month.
You're not the third or second in my heart.
     In my world you're the oneth.
     
     JOHN JOHNSTON
     
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