Sinister: Cheese v. Sofa

[Chris Butler]

At 09:22 AM 11/25/98 PST, Andras Zalan Szolnoki wrote:
>If a piece of cheese , letssay a piece of cheddar , would take on a sofa 
>in a game of curling who would come out on top????
>And why wasn't the rhino invited???

The sofa obviously would come out on top as it has much
more oomph and touch than the cheese (especially cheddar).
Also a sofa has two arms and could control the curl and
the sweep with more precision.  Sofas tend to have more
friends than cheese since they are comfortable to be around
and it's always encouraging to have a suppportive crowd.
Cheddar cheese can be biting or stale and sours if left
by itself too long.  Looks like the cheese stands alone
while the sofa rests its case.

As for the rhino, he tends to be horny and nobody should
be thinking of sex while involved in a serious curling match.
(especially with a spicy cheese around...)

pants+/- <- with sawdust tusks
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