Sinister: grandmothers are neat

[r. h.]

 wow! i know everyone is in the middle of doing what ever they do today 
but i'm in the middle of thanksgiving dinner.  well guess what
happend....my grandmother just started choking on a piece of bone that
was in here turkey well of course my mom thinks she knows what to do and 
starts patting her on the back but apparantly that helped except that my 
grandmother shit on her self right there in front of everyone.
of course we couldn't see it but there was this ungodly noise. you know, 
the universal noise that lets you know that someone has just shit 
themselves.  the whole room got quite and everyone looked at her to wait 
for a reaction.  she was picking the bone from her mouth then she turned 
to look at her backside and said "wow, i really had to go!"
we all burst into laughter and gave her a hug in our understanding that 
these things happen when you get older and we weren't going to let a 
little shit get between our thanksgiving dinner.
she is now, as i speak sitting at the table in fresh new clean pair of 
drawers.  wow, you got to love grandmothers huh!

gobble, gobble
robbie

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