Sinister: Fancy a nibble on my john belle and sebastian

[Warrander John - FML]

Hello People,

Wouldn't that nice little man Tag make a good school teacher?
I think so, but then Tag is one of my many lovers and I'm
always very, very nice to my lovers. I hope we all are.

The Duke could have been my latest lover but he thinks I'm
taking the piss:

>hey, don't take the piss... 
>i told you already about taking the piss...

Why so Mr Duke? Have you got one of them self loathing
complexes? Of course I love you. I've even started my stalking
campaign. Well, I'm stalking the archives. So far I've found an
interesting euphemism which may pertain to oral sex of some
form or another. Since I'm not too sure on the matter I'll keep
quiet for now. I wouldn't want to cause any unnecessary blushes.
I'll be taking you up on your kind offer though Adrian. Very soon.

Anyway, was The Lovin' Spoonful brandished as a threat?

>you better watch it or I'll start on about the Lovin' Spoonful.

There's nothing I like better than a good natter about t'Spoonful.
I carried a picture of John B Sebastian around the world with me
and kept it very close to my heart at all times. I even painted the
frame gold. One of the most memorable events of my entire life
was seeing John Sebastian play live in Manchester a few years
ago. He played a very small room and about twenty people
shuffled in and took a chair and then the great man came out
onto the stage and played for about two hours. He kept telling
stories of the "old" days in "The Village" and would play blues
songs by his heroes of the time which would magically transform
into Lovin' Spoonful songs before you had a chance to even
notice what was going on. It was a night of incredible beauty
and the only occasion when I have actually been moved to
tears by a live performance. I really think I felt genuine love for
that man standing on that stage that night. I'm a bit of a wimpy
poof really. Sorry.

Anyway, I'm feeling all dreamy now and since a younger girl
keeps rolling 'cross my mind I'd better be off to the bathroom to
er, relieve myself.

Toodle pip pop kids,
Love...John
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