Sinister: jolly roger? jolly rancher?

[Genevieve Wesley]

Hello dears!

ok maybe the list got dull...bot you gotta admit,it shot right back in 
the last bit there...and oooh ooh ooh especially  John Warrander's 
contributions! those were funny! Peter Funny Man Miller have got himself 
some trouble competetionn.
my goodness,these Manly Men Of The Sinister Mailing List...we've got Big 
Stu trying on french maid costumes (it's ok Stu,it's a popular costume i 
think..I got too big for mine tho,I sent it to Honey)
and all these 'he's my lover' 'i'm going to watch you with binoculors' 
remarks...you're worse then this group of boys in my locker bay,EVERY 
morning...giving each other purple nurples. They need cold shower,the 
lot of them.
Is this video thing a like,real-real thing? no joking,yes? I would love 
to do that! I am always putting videos together in my head!
I think Stuart David should play Stuart David..wearing leather trousers 
and lots of shots of him running in slo-motion,like those arty movies on 
Showcase. 
And you know how with Is It Wicked Not To Care..they had the little bit 
of poem at the beginning,and then the garden gate opens? for dirty 
dream..the words would be.. WE WORK HARD ( a pause,and then,appearing) 
AND PLAY HARDER! and then C+C Music Factory starts up ("Everybody Dance 
Now") oh wait...oopsy, "Dity Dream # 2" starts up....
but really,i could do a video! It would be very cheap looking,but if the 
dream is so dirty...you want it cheap-like.


those 80's movies are funny i think...but they are so tacky,me and my 
friends acted all giddy like that in grade 5,not grade 10...I just have 
to say I liked James Spader in Pretty In Pink...sleazy,but good..i think 
if she went out with him,and then he dumped her after he slept with her 
would've been much more realistic situation.. i hate the prom dress she 
makes! like  pink potatoe sack! my prom dress is going to  be lovely,a 
red satin slip dress,no burlap sack wearer am i,no no.
there's this other 80's movie that makes me laugh..'some kind of 
wonderful' maybe? it's got that caroline-in-the-city girl....I always 
laugh at the part where the girl is sitting in the locker room,in her 
underwear brushing her hair so passionately..I mean who does that? 
no-one i know! (maybe honey)i mean, in our locker room it's all sports 
bras and umbro shorts.

yes it's good to like different types of music...i don't like much of 
the punk music i hear today (heh heh,I sound like my grandpappy!)(that 
most of the 'alternative' kids at my school listen to) it's jsut fast 
fast music and nasal sounding boys with 'oh we're so quirky! let's name 
all our songs Joey Joe Billy Bob and be funny!' actually...I like a lot 
of church hymns,my father plays  music for churches,so our house is 
constantly flooded with sacred music.
i like christmas music too...all warm and fuzzy feeling...I like the top 
ten music from the 60's and 70's alot more than the 90's,so when I'm in 
the car I listen to Oldies 1310 on the radio.
And I love the Pointer Sisters,even if it's only that one song.

"let's get excited!" na na na

couldn't you just picture,polite and sweet Stuart Murdoch,hands on his 
hips saying "I'm about to lose control,and I think I like it." (then 
ripping of his clothing to reveal leopard print underwear! tee hee)

sorry sorry..i'm not meaning to be so silly (and probably bring the list 
back down to the depths of the underworld with this pointless mail!) but 
I have monday off! (Election day) and i'm so excited,i just can't hide 
it.

ok i love you lots,be good sinister people!
Genevieve

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