Sinister: Re: kisses are a better fate than wisdom

[Funkyseb at xxx.com]

Hi poptarts,
 Susannah wrote:
 <<Furthermore my boyfriend looks exactly like the trumpeter, even down to the
 hair, but he's not fooling anyone.>>
 Rubbish! He looks like the Geo-physicist from channel 4's Time Team as we all
well know. Check the archives! :-)
 
 Michaela wrote:
 <<is there anybody on the list from Edinburgh that fancies a couple of bevies
 with a couple of ex adopted 'wegies ?>>
 Somebody, please warn her what she's in for!!! Oh well.   See you in the
flowerbed, Michaela.
 
 Then Shamus wrote:
 <<Remember, this is a city where bars may be open anytime they wish and only
must close 4 hours a day: any 4 hours!>>
 
 
 
 
 
 
 sorry about that, I was just taking in the full implications of what you just
said. Want to come and live in London for a bit, Shamus? Drink the clock
around! Fantastic!
 Funkyseb wrote:
 <<blah blah, nobody loves me, blah blah>>
 
 Thank you all so much for all your suggestions, and beautiful poems, and
needlessly nice comments. I've tried to reply personally to as many people as
I can, but I'm knackered now, and it's time for EastEnders, so I've admitted
defeat. So accept this as a huge hug from me.
 I bumped into the boy sebastian today, and he said...
 oh ok,  I posted the little parcel today and it's winging its way to
C******ne as we speak. In the end I went for a line from Simple Things. See if
you can guess which one, next time you listen to it. There aren't many.
 As I pushed the parcel through the grill, the young postmistress read my
inscription, looked at me, and blushed. I get the feeling she recognised it.
          
            To whoever pointed out (quite rightly) that sending little tapes
to people you fancy is the epitome of sadness, fair enough. But I think B&S
are an exception to the rule, don't you? Well, I hope they are. If someone
can't be converted by struan's voice, then I think they're doomed to a life of
Ford Fiestas, cheap fucks and ben sherman shirts. And good riddance to them.
 No, I don't think she'll find it sad and scary, but I see your point. Nice
funny letter, thanks. And thanks to JohnnyJ for the gorgeous subject line.
 
 Wow, what tender people you all are. A credit to the band. Maybe Honey should
start a Sinister Dating Agency.
 Where are you Honey?
 Please come home, my pants need washing.
 seb 
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