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[Corpora Arenacea]

	I would take offense to the New Jersey comments if they were not true. 
It is no coincidence that it costs nothing to take the George Washington 
Bridge from New York =to= New Jersey but it costs four (or more, who 
knows by now) dollars to go the other way, i.e. to get out of NJ..... it 
should be free if you're going to Long Island, though, imhuo. And yes, 
Bayonne, New Jersey has the highest incidence of obesity in these United 
States. On the other hand I got that fact out of Mad Magazine eight 
years ago so it might be a bit fishy/out of date.
	The only Northern Soul comp I could find around here was "Northern Soul 
Spectrum" (on Kent) about a year-plus ago which has a ton of tracks, 
some of which are godly, most of which I don't care about, but I don't 
know if it gets any better because it's not as if these things are 
exactly radio classics around here. I just have nothing to compare 
against.
	There are entire major labels built around you fancying someone on a 
record sleeve. I, myself, almost  bought the Jennifer Love Hewitt album 
(!!) yesterday before catching myself thinking of rubbing on the 
Neutrogena with fresh young JLH ditties in my  head,  at which point I 
screamed and dropped my pants and ran home and threw on the ugliest 
Prolapse song I could find. Whew!
	By the way, do not listen to Miss Wise. Folks like her are in fact only 
about .0000001 percent of the U.S.'s population. The rest of us are all 
on line to appear on Springer et Lake. The only thing I've ever ordered 
from TV was "Too Hot for TV" and I am counting the seconds until I get 
to share with the rest of the affiliated universe that "It's  either me 
or the dog or your mother.... choose me or lose me!" Oooh, I could use a 
makeover too.... hey, do you all know that 95% of Jenny Jones makeovers 
involves putting Goth teens into the cutest little =cardigans=?? (By the 
way, I'm of the opinion that that, and not the A-Team, is the most 
brutal show on Earth - you're ugly so we'll change everything you like 
about yourself). Aren't we all the well-adjusted ones. I feel like a 
dork.
	I convinced my sister to lose fifty pounds by telling her she could be 
bitter about the way the race regards fat people or play the game while 
she's young because she's not going to change it.  I mean, she was 
really bitter. Now I just make cracks about how skinny she is. "You may 
have no ass, but you got a big f-'in mouth!" She can't win but she sure 
does hook up a whole lot more. Oh, and she smiles, because she knows 
better. I don't think  you'll ever really paint the fat-person 
bitterness streak out of her, the loneliness of the no-distance runner. 
God she's hot now. We should get it on, live, on television, I say. 
	Heh heh.

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