Sinister: Happy Birthday, Harry Rodger Webb

[Tara Widmer]

Living and Loving Matthew:
<<Now, I didn't particularly want a bible, but I thought he could have
at least offered.  Or, does he know something about the state of my soul
that I don't?>>
Oh dear.. My experience with Mormon missionaries have been the same, and
it's not only puzzling but frightening! can they see the incorrigable
evil in me? am I beyond salvation? I somberly inquired. Then someone
explained that the Missionaries are told to avoid young girls in order
to keep their minds clean. Oh, stop!

<<ever since someone mentioned that "me and the midget" thing every time
i listen to it i can't help but sing along as if it really was "midget"
and not "major.">>
...likewise, "it's not fun to watch Ross Perot", thank you to whoever
sent in that gem. What were the real lyrics again?
  
It's true!! The media HAVE been watching us! How else can one explain
the highly suspect appearance of none other than *the* Teddy pendergrass
on the "today" show this morning? It's not like he has a new book or
something to promote (ok, so yeah he does) but then, right after a
segment with Julie Christie talking about her favorite cheeses? Never
mind I made that last part up - I say, beware, the press are on us like
hawks.  It's all that rubbish about B&S fans being a "cult". Look,
there's some Korn fans over there who look like trouble, spy on them!!

Can anybody from glasgow provide a couch/floor/flowerbed/damp cement
area in the basement  for me to sleep on for that New year's meet-up
thing? Yeah it's a bit early to ask, but...anyway, I'm house-trained and
can, uh, make it "worth your while", nudge, nudge (i.e. buy you a drink
or something).  Thanks.

tata,
Shania Twain



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