Sinister: Top 10 cheeses

[Michael Jones]

1. Ganymede Drip - mined from meteorites, allegedly
2. Rutland Flake - particularly pungent; can clear an inadequately
ventilated aircraft hangar
3. Honeycomb Godmanchester - still one of the most expensive cheeses
on the British market, sold by the molecule
4. Varicose Rhombus (full fat) - not so much in demand now the
thirtysomething  coronary has gone so firmly out of fashion
5. Neutered Hounslow Project - an early example of a lab-grown cheese;
the wafers of interleaved edible metal are a nice touch 
6. King Crimson - garish packaging and a prog-rock aftertaste, but
surprisingly good washed down with a glass of 1972 Nyree Dawn Porter
7. Felchmaster Gray - ghastly; like inhaling gravel
8. Pale Shelter - Tears For Fears
9.
10.

Oh yeah - the Moog.  A very early monophonic synth, invented by Robert
Moog.  Actually pronounced 'Moag', but no-one seems to give a toss
about this, not even Stereolab, who you think would know better, hence
'Moogie Wonderland', 'Yes Sir, I Can Moogie' and 'Electric Moogaloo'...

Moiokoeg.





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