Sinister: misheard lyrics

[Robin Stout]

When I went on holiday in Newquay last year they were playing 
Professional Widow in the clubs all the time. My mate Bert somehow 
got it into his head that the lyrics were "I've got a big dick" 
instead of "It's got to be big" or whatever it really is. He used to 
walk round the campsite singing this and once 
We went on holiday to Newquay last year and they were playing 
Professional Widow in all the clubs. My mate got it into his head 
that the lyrics were "I've got a big dick" instead of "we gotta be 
big" or whatever it is. He would walk around the campsite singing 
this to himself, and once I walked into the main toilet block and 
could hear, coming from one of the cubicles, the sweet dulcit tones 
of Bert singing "I've got a big dick". The toilets were cleared in 
seconds.
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