Sinister: Look at meeeeeee!!!!

[rommel mendoza]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
I feel so hyper-active and unwell, all at the same time!!!!!! What to 
do... what to do?

There's something about a new found relationship that feels so warm and 
gooey that you have to address it properly with your pants down and a 
moist finger in the air... Hey, doesn't really matter... but if you do 
get get that funky friday feeling then mail me... we can discuss if it 
does actually happen to people? Then again... maybe not...

As you have probably gathered by this completely useless gabber, I am 
new to this sort of thing. Seb, that is, Funkyseb at aol.com... has already 
mentioned me in one of his mails, what a fine upstanding citizen he is! 
A few things to point out... I'm male, so if anybody tries one, I'll 
lamp them one, in the chops!!!! 

You might have actually seen me at the picnics with Seb and Fred... I 
would have been tagging along, feeling cold and/or trying to sleep at 
the same time! Hey, does anybody know what the theme for world aids day 
is this year? The only reason why I ask is because I'm doing a street 
performance for it this year... I need some ideas!!!

Oh well, time to leave... a woman beckons me in the distance... her name 
comforts me... Doreen, I think? 

"Piles are shit, aren't they?"

Mel xx  

I am a very homesick person at the mo... I've moved up north to Burnley, 
extremely wise career move, eh?  

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