Sinister: 2 Kings! CHEAT! Bastard... *picks up cards*

[Sarah]

Hello my young badgers!

Expect a fond two days note of leave from meee as I'm going to LONDON
for 2 days! I have to go and see a 40 pound musical (FUCKING HELL, how
on earth do they justify charging 40 odd quid for Lloyd Webber
iamthespawnofsatan man?!) and accompany my father to 'an event'....

BUT poo to that for now, for I have pressing news of an urgent manner.
The list member formerly known to you as Gary, has CHANGED both his name
and career! he has given up badger watching for the worthy lifestyle of
rockstar, oh yes. he will start his brilliant career (hoohoo) tomorrow,
with his cover of Brimful Of Asha....with slightly different lyrics that
we thought o dahn the pub.....

"Theres some grim looking badgers down the tut'n'shive, Peter Millers
got a balsawood dildo..."

I can assure the good man miller has name only popped up, 'cos I was
collaborating with the OTHER titan of welsh rockiness upon your Pync Roc
Cymraeg tape :) Would I make allegations abotu someone who calls
themselves Bobby Chariot? OH NO!

I am so talking poo, I shall leave and come back after being dazed by
the razzle and dazzle and POLOS FOR FIFTY PEE YOU ARE TAKING THE PISS
MATE lights of london! adios then...
I'M GOING NOW BYE!!!!!!
Fluffy Candarel
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