Sinister: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[Stuart Gardiner]

On Wed, 21 Oct 1998, Charlotte Hall wrote:
>      
>      Today's list penance for anything you might have done wrong is to sing 
>      a line of Belle & Sebastian to everyone you meet. Oh yes. Even the 
>      checkout girl at Sainsbury's. Tomorrow's list penance is devised by... 
>      Stuart Gardiner. I like this game.

OK then, today's penance is that for each thing you've said to someone
on Sinister and regretted, you have to explain to one member of the 
opposite sex what an arab strap is. Bonus forgiveness if you give a
demonstration. And I'll pass the penance parrot on to Tag, because I'm
sure he's got more to apologise for than anyone else.

Actually I probably ought to apologise to a certain listee for being drunk
last night... The shark was nothing to do with me...

Surely endurance has to be the entire 369 EP? Especially as it ends with
Songs For Children... (And if anyone claims to manage a whole album, keep
it to yourself or you'll make the rest of us feel very insecure)

I'm developing another list crush. Does that make me unfaithful? I suppose
so long as neither of you know who you are I'm safe for now...

Big Stu

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