Sinister: Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[david kitchen]

Stuart Gardiner wrote:

> OK then, today's penance is that for each thing you've said to someone
> on Sinister and regretted, you have to explain to one member of the
> opposite sex what an arab strap is. Bonus forgiveness if you give a
> demonstration. And I'll pass the penance parrot on to Tag, because I'm
> sure he's got more to apologise for than anyone else.

do i get anything for the cool/medical clarification in the FAQ?
to quote;
"
15. Just what is an 'arab strap'? 

An arab strap is a leather device that a man wears during sex to help enhance the
experience. It is in the most primitive form simply a
g-string made of leather, which has a ring of smooth steel that accomodates the
penis. This ring is placed lower than is natural and as such
forces the penis to stand out more, it is this unnatural position which causes the
sensation to be enhanced and for the erection to be
maintained. the difference between this and viagra is that on an arab strap the
steel ring will also serve to increase the female sensation as it
massages the clitoris during sex and helps to give the woman a more intense
orgasm.
"
http://www.jeepster.co.uk/belleandsebastian/faq/index.htm#15 

anyone got a picture that i put alongside it? if so, mail it to me and i'll turn
the b&s site into a XXX rated masterpiece yet ;)

david kitchen

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