Sinister: I think we're alone now,

[Michael]

Kevan says
>Someone, probably someone called Jessica, suggested getting down to some
>low down dirty sweaty squelchy stuff to a soundtrack of Belle and
Sebastian.
>Surely the only music appropriate for such things is a smattering of Isaac
>Hayes (for preliminary smoochiness) followed by the William Tell overture.
>
No, no, no, no.  THE lurve makin' soundtrack has to be Lets Get It On, by
Marvin Gaye.  The ladies dig it.  The most.  And rather than the WTO can I
suggest the Ode to Joy part from Bette's 9th followed by the ending of the
1812 Overture (big thrust at every cannon).  Ok, its a bit of nuisance
getting up to change the CDs (especially between Ode and 1812), but the
overall effect is definitely worth it. Possibly.

Bryan told us...
>Once upon a time there was a girl from Essex called Michaela Barrett.
>She wasn't a very pretty girl but she left the wastelands of Essex and
>travelled up to the paradise that was Glasgow, where the young and
>impressionable Michaela was exposed to the harmonies and beauty of Belle
and
>Sebastian, by a stranger who took pity upon the plight of this poor little
girl.

What a touching story - so sensitively told. It rings a bell though - has it
ever been made into a film?

Burt/Rachael gave us the Jive On page.  Can someone do a B&S version of the
Clickable Jive Guy?

And lastly, a bit of old-fashioned smut:
  How can you tell which is the head nurse?
  The one with the dirty knees.

The beating of our hearts is the only sound,
  Michael

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