Sinister: Ohh, baby do you know what thats woth?,

[Michael]

Alex McFerguson asked us
>  To avoid such a terrible humiliation, here's
>an example of the kind of lurid filth I'd like to see more of...
>
>Peter Miller has no willy.


You mean things like 'the Fat Slug sucks the one-eyed milkman'?. Or 'Bryan
eats the peanuts off Phil Collins' jobbies'? That kind of stuff?

A character from a Mario game said
>will not be wearing a blue "McEwan's" kit in the first row at the Troc.

Good. A green and white Umbro one would be much cooler.


I've got way too little work to do.
Next high powered decision I have to make - Daft Punk or Sophie Zelmani?

We'll make heaven a place on earth,
  Michael

PS Up yours, Tintin

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