Sinister: Make a young boy sigh..

[Paul Field]

Hi all, I'm now sat alone in a hotel far from home, and I'm rather bored. I 
haven't really got anything to say, so I'm going to plagiarise instead. I 
read this passage earlier in the week, and it made me sigh. I'm not really 
young, but...
This is taken from 'Jack Frusciante has left the band' by Enrico Brizzi:

'"What do I need to do?" the little prince asked.
"You need to be very patient" the fox replied. "In the beginning you'll sit 
a little far from me, like this, in the grass. I'll look at you from the 
corner of my eye, and you won't say anything. Words are sources of 
misunderstanding. But day after day you'll be able to come and sit a little 
closer..."
The next day, the little prince returned.
"It would have been better to come back at the same time," the fox said. 
"If, for example, you arrive at four in the afternoon, I'll start being 
happy from three. The more time passes, the happier I'll be. When by four, 
I get restless and worried, I'll discover the price of happiness."

Top tip: A time saver - instead of typing shift+i for 'I', simply use the 
lower case 'L' = 'l'.

Smut: Why do hunters make the best lovers?
Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and
they eat what they shoot.

Tag wrote:
"Anyone who insists on sending posts to this list which are NOT
positively dripping with gratuitous innuendo and salacious (preferably
libellous) rumour-mongering about either band members or fellow
listees should go out, find the nearest railings, and lick them until
their tongues are sore.  To avoid such a terrible humiliation, here's
an example of the kind of lurid filth I'd like to see more of...

Peter Miller has no willy."

So here goes:

Paul Field has anal sex with kittens

Shit, I don't think I've got the hang of this...

I'll (that says L'LL) go now, I'm bored but I shouldn't take it out on you
Last thing - good luck to those listees meeting on Saturday, I'll be with 
you in spirirt.

Paul
xx.
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